Ever since I can remember, I’ve thought Marilyn Monroe was the most beautiful woman on earth. Well, no longer on earth, but you know what I mean.
As I was growing up, most of my friends were buying into the whole media thing around being super stick skinny. I just never bought into it. Women are meant to be voluptuous, as far as I was concerned, and I was pretty positive I wanted to develop into a full-figured beauty like Marilyn Monroe. She certainly wasn’t a stick insect. She was a healthy weight and most importantly – she had curves!
This is what I want too and I don’t care what society says is the perfect body for women. I want curves, dammit!
As Sir Mix a Lot said, “I’m tired of magazines sayin’ flat butts are the thing…”
Anyway, I guess I’ve been trying to accomplish this for quite a long time. My breasts are pretty nice – a B cup – and I’m satisfied with that for now. My waist has been a work in progress for a long time and now it’s down to around 26 inches on most days so I’m fairly satisfied with that too. Now with my breasts and waist out of the way, I figure I should concentrate on my butt. After all, what’s the point of having a teeny tiny waist if you don’t have a booty?
So I’ve been reading about how to get a bigger butt. A long time ago, I tried the infamous fish oil method. If you haven’t heard of it, it’s all over the Internet on the Topix forums and the like. Everyone said that it was totally effective and I have to say, it actually was.
What I did was take two fish oil capsules and one vitamin E capsules and mix it all together. I usually used a bottle cap to do that so I could throw it away immediately. Btw-This is important because this stuff seriously stinks! Anyway, I took that mix and applied it to both my butt cheeks. Afterwards, I wrapped my butt in saran wrap – seriously tricky to do, especially when there’s oil all over your butt – and then I just sat like that for like 30 minutes every day.
One extra thing I did also that was my own variation of the fish oil method was after I took off the saran wrap, I didn’t immediately jump into the shower. Instead, I did squats in my room. I know, it’s kind of weird, sitting around and doing naked squats but it felt like I was doing really good things for my butt, you know? Giving it some fat to hold onto and building up some muscle! Anyway, after that, I’d jump in the shower and try to get rid of the fishy smell using anything I could find!
Well, I did this for a little while and I saw some good growth, but I had to stop because I started dating a boy I really liked and I didn’t want him to think I smelled like a fish. Plus, if he asked – wtf would I say?! I use fish oil to make my butt bigger? Lol.
Anyway, he’s away for the summer vacation right now so I figure it’s as good a time as any to start on my fish oil journey again. Hopefully, by the time he comes back, I’ll have an enormous booty to show for it!
As I was growing up, most of my friends were buying into the whole media thing around being super stick skinny. I just never bought into it. Women are meant to be voluptuous, as far as I was concerned, and I was pretty positive I wanted to develop into a full-figured beauty like Marilyn Monroe. She certainly wasn’t a stick insect. She was a healthy weight and most importantly – she had curves!
This is what I want too and I don’t care what society says is the perfect body for women. I want curves, dammit!
As Sir Mix a Lot said, “I’m tired of magazines sayin’ flat butts are the thing…”
Anyway, I guess I’ve been trying to accomplish this for quite a long time. My breasts are pretty nice – a B cup – and I’m satisfied with that for now. My waist has been a work in progress for a long time and now it’s down to around 26 inches on most days so I’m fairly satisfied with that too. Now with my breasts and waist out of the way, I figure I should concentrate on my butt. After all, what’s the point of having a teeny tiny waist if you don’t have a booty?
So I’ve been reading about how to get a bigger butt. A long time ago, I tried the infamous fish oil method. If you haven’t heard of it, it’s all over the Internet on the Topix forums and the like. Everyone said that it was totally effective and I have to say, it actually was.
What I did was take two fish oil capsules and one vitamin E capsules and mix it all together. I usually used a bottle cap to do that so I could throw it away immediately. Btw-This is important because this stuff seriously stinks! Anyway, I took that mix and applied it to both my butt cheeks. Afterwards, I wrapped my butt in saran wrap – seriously tricky to do, especially when there’s oil all over your butt – and then I just sat like that for like 30 minutes every day.
One extra thing I did also that was my own variation of the fish oil method was after I took off the saran wrap, I didn’t immediately jump into the shower. Instead, I did squats in my room. I know, it’s kind of weird, sitting around and doing naked squats but it felt like I was doing really good things for my butt, you know? Giving it some fat to hold onto and building up some muscle! Anyway, after that, I’d jump in the shower and try to get rid of the fishy smell using anything I could find!
Well, I did this for a little while and I saw some good growth, but I had to stop because I started dating a boy I really liked and I didn’t want him to think I smelled like a fish. Plus, if he asked – wtf would I say?! I use fish oil to make my butt bigger? Lol.
Anyway, he’s away for the summer vacation right now so I figure it’s as good a time as any to start on my fish oil journey again. Hopefully, by the time he comes back, I’ll have an enormous booty to show for it!
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